Hey everyone. A lot of people have asked me to update, and even though I there's not too much going on, I suppose I will. We've all been very lazy as of late. I hope no one minds. :)

Anyway I'm glad that spring is here and the weather is finally nice. I caught up on all the dusting, polishing, cleaning, and vacuuming that I was too busy to do over the past few weeks... well, months... but at least it's finally done with! Now I don't have to clean up after myself until the next scheduled date, which is August 4th. Hurrah!

So, how are all of you doing? Send me your comments, love letters, and disapproving glares, and I will be most grateful.

Hey guys. I have just one thing to say and it is this:

WHERE IS ALL THE LOVE FOR JONNY?!?

I like you. Don't you like me?

HI EVERYONE! Colin's back! ...From his little stint in rehab. I was being a good brother and keeping it quiet, but I suppose Colin wants everyone to know. Be sure to check his website, my dear little scallywags.

But I do miss the monkey! His name is Hans and he is a very talented bassist. And he looks so darn cute when he dress him up in his little organ grinder monkey fez. Awww. If only I had some pictures of that!

Doesn't it just burn you up that they pay Stanley thousands of dollars and he's world famous for doing artwork like this that you could scribble with your eyes closed while half asleep?

Nice picture though.

Don't tell Stanley I said all that. He could lash out irrationally. :(